If I ever wanted to get Hayley Hoover's attention,
thesunandtheotherstars: I’d just get a picture of Diana Agron with a salad, put it on Tumblr, and put it under the “coral” tag. Like this??? :D (You know what, Hayley, I’m absolutely okay with you imaging D-Agron’s face on my body while we’re together. Such concessions I would happily make for us to be together…)
A conversation with my grandfather
(Translated from Tagalog)
Lolo: You smell like soap.
Me: I just had a shower. You don't like my smell?
Me: What's wrong with soap?
Lolo: I can't eat soap.
Maybe it was one of those you had to be there moments. But I swear, I got a bad case of the chortles shortly afterwards.
fluidmachinedream asked: Nikki, could you try not to forget this: You are incredibly inspirational, hilarious, your beauty is stunning, and your music is so clever and well done. I guess you could say I get a little excited inside each time I see a new post from you. Because, your posts have meaning, even if it's just a photo. And one more thing, if that's okay. Could you never lose that individuality? You march...
Obligatory Valentine's Day Post
I sent the following card to Adam. There was no hesitation on his part. #nopressureatall