Nikki Freaking Malvar

I have sadly realised that I cannot commit to anything.

I cannot commit to weekly television because I am too busy eating. I cannot commit to pursuing my dreams because I am still too busy eating. I cannot commit to boys because the ones who like me are too nice, and the ones I have raging boners for are invariably emotionally unavailable. I cannot commit to blogging because I am lazy, so I think posting non-committal pictures of cats will be a good start.

This is me in a nutshell. But get me out of the freaking nutshell, it is salty.

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  1. Fill the lungs, ears, cheeks with helium, and ask your co-workers to stand by with a needle. Is this how one goes out with a bang? Today is my last day of employment. That’s right, Mr Bowie, ch-ch-ch-changes.

    Fill the lungs, ears, cheeks with helium, and ask your co-workers to stand by with a needle. Is this how one goes out with a bang? Today is my last day of employment. That’s right, Mr Bowie, ch-ch-ch-changes.

     
     
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