Nikki Freaking Malvar

I have sadly realised that I cannot commit to anything.

I cannot commit to weekly television because I am too busy eating. I cannot commit to pursuing my dreams because I am still too busy eating. I cannot commit to boys because the ones who like me are too nice, and the ones I have raging boners for are invariably emotionally unavailable. I cannot commit to blogging because I am lazy, so I think posting non-committal pictures of cats will be a good start.

This is me in a nutshell. But get me out of the freaking nutshell, it is salty.

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  1. Just some delightful screenshots

    …from my first video for the year. Watch it here.

     
     

  2. Tis the season to be sneezy…

    I have a torn earlobe and a face full of snot. BAH HUMBUG.

     
     

  3. Gratuitous pink lips.

    This space is gathering dust. This is because I have not been miserable as of late. Misery is tiny wounds and bruised knuckles, but a clean epidermis gives no impetus for a story.

    Give me psoriasis, or give me death!

     
     

  4. Photobooth, my old friend.

    Product placement and cloning keep me company.

     
     

  5. IT’S MY DAY OFF AND I’LL SMIZE IF I WANT TO, SMIZE IF I WANT TO.
    SMIZE