Nikki Freaking Malvar

I have sadly realised that I cannot commit to anything.

I cannot commit to weekly television because I am too busy eating. I cannot commit to pursuing my dreams because I am still too busy eating. I cannot commit to boys because the ones who like me are too nice, and the ones I have raging boners for are invariably emotionally unavailable. I cannot commit to blogging because I am lazy, so I think posting non-committal pictures of cats will be a good start.

This is me in a nutshell. But get me out of the freaking nutshell, it is salty.

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  1. What do we have in common?

    Besides having a penchant for picking each other’s noses, we both wear items of clothing from his wardrobe.

    What’s that? You thought I was talking about the sweater? Of course not. It’s the black Bonds briefs, not pictured, I’m talking about. No…uh just, just kidding. It’s the sweater. It’s totally the sweater

    #gettingsentimental
    #longdistance
    #51moresleeps 

     
     

  2. Obligatory Valentine’s Day Post

    I sent the following card to Adam. There was no hesitation on his part. #nopressureatall

     
     
  3. A letter from my darling to read in the clouds. BRB Sydney, see you in half a year… (Taken with instagram)

    A letter from my darling to read in the clouds. BRB Sydney, see you in half a year… (Taken with instagram)