Nikki Freaking Malvar

I have sadly realised that I cannot commit to anything.

I cannot commit to weekly television because I am too busy eating. I cannot commit to pursuing my dreams because I am still too busy eating. I cannot commit to boys because the ones who like me are too nice, and the ones I have raging boners for are invariably emotionally unavailable. I cannot commit to blogging because I am lazy, so I think posting non-committal pictures of cats will be a good start.

This is me in a nutshell. But get me out of the freaking nutshell, it is salty.

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  1. I got the hint from the last post.

    …You guys dig my words over my mug. (Thank you for the likes and new follows, I am tremendously grateful.) But TOO BAD, I have to blog this stillshot from something my Dad and I filmed this afternoon.

    Throw pitchforks and brimstone my way now. Thank you.