As petulant children do, Adam and I engaged in a heated argument about Christmas presents this evening. Actually, most of the aforesaid is a lie - we’re on a drought for drama so I find it in good taste to pretend that we fight. To cut a long story short, I threatened to gift him with the ugliest things I could find. Adamant to prove that I meant business, I enlisted in photoshop’s help.
Lo and behold, the ultimate Fishbook profile picture was born.

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